Conveniently for everyone, it turns out that dark energy is produced by subterranean parasitoid wasps.

https://explainxkcd.com/2986

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My research is so specific that I would doxx myself if I explained what I do.

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38 points

You grow the Hadrons for the collider?

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8 points

They hose down the court after the collisions.

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4 points

No, that’s ridiculous!

They encourage the hadrons to climb into the collider.

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I know of only one field that is specific enough like that. Carolynne?

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8 points

Busted. Carolynne will now need to skip town, as she has done several times in the past.

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10 points

At least you have job security!

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1 point

It is very secure

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2 points

ok but like PLEASE I need to know what it is you got me curious I’m begging

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