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coffinwood@discuss.tchncs.de
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Guy with a belly asks for girl with a small waist. The half-assed ugly shirt will do it.

Instant woman repellant.

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jqubed@lemmy.world
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I feel confident in assuming the guy who would wear this shirt seeking “girls” between the ages of 18 and 26 is himself no younger than 45.

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dankm@lemmy.ca
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And married.

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coffinwood@discuss.tchncs.de
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Ah I missed the age gap.

Would this guy qualify as an OUTER JOIN? (Sorry, SQL is not my native language)

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lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de
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I sure wouldn’t want him as an INNER JOIN

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CraigeryTheKid@lemm.ee
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yesss I’m 42 so I can wear this shirt with pride!

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