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ā€œSo then liā€™l blorko was like Iā€™ll totally glomp that and he was ratioed by woffleā€™s stans when theyā€¦ā€

You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. You are not online. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn.

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Wait, ā€œglompā€ and ā€œratioā€ were NOT in the same vernacular. Not by a decade.

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ā€œSo then liā€™l blorko was like Iā€™ll totally glomp that and he was ratioed by woffleā€™s stans when theyā€¦ā€

I have to know: are these words made-up or is the influence of vapid youtube whores ruininā€“uh, I mean ā€œevolving English the way linguists think is cool and properā€?

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Itā€™s not made up. I sadly understand that sentence.

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Ic hƦfde to witan: sind Ć¾as word gemƦne oĆ°Ć°e is Ć¾Ć¦s unĆ¾eawfulle YouTube wifru forĆ¾fƦreĆ°, ic mean ā€œeorĆ°an Englisc swylce Ć¾a leornere witaĆ¾ is fƦgere and rihtā€?

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We can tell see you fail to understand the linguists take on prescriptivism vs descriptivism because your strawman quote uses the word ā€œproper.ā€

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I do not regret clicking that link!

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Is this a copypasta or just new greatness?

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Copypasta, iā€™ve seen it many times before

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Not always involving Rome. Not always the past. Not always even human when you wake up.

But for a brief moment I can try to imagine how good that must feel to not have any of this be a concern of mine, because Iā€™m so far removed from it, it cannot affect me.

Like waking up as a sentient mycelium colony on a distant planet. Who gives a shit about housing prices or what youtube channel is allegedly being treated unfairly when your sole purpose is to slowly expand across the surface of an alien world and you can instead contemplate the quality of nutrients.

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