Must be a hard life being so staunchly anti-phallus

Protecting his heterosexuality at all costs. If a single phallus shaped food breaches his mouth he might lose control and turn gay.

Sounds like he has some feelings to explore.

In home ec class in middle school we watched a food network video about making stuffed hotdogs where they took a straw and cored a hotdog out and then filled it with white, melted cheese from a piping bag. They squeezed too hard and it jetted out the other end and the camera was perfectly positioned to catch the hotdog’s thick ropes. Then they played it back in slo motion. The class was very amused.

Aww that’s my favorite kind

With cheese wieners he has a point. Do like scalding your mouth with cheese hotter than the devils pecker?!

Cheddar brats are bomb though.

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