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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens(theonion.com)

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100_kg_90_de_belin @feddit.it
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Y’all became a country by rebelling and telling England to fuck off also because of the whole “no taxation without representation”.

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p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world
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Yeah and it’s 2024. Any kind of rebellion risks us getting bodied by our high powered military. We have families.

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100_kg_90_de_belin @feddit.it
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Then, keep your steady rhythm of mass and school shootings.

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p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world
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Yup, it’s SO easy to just force them to ban guns. Do you realize just how many MAGA gun nut freaks are eager for just one reason to pull the trigger? Fuck off

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