What's the most useless skill you've mastered, and how did you end up getting so good at it?

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raiun@lemmy.world

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I’ve mastered the ability to take any idea or thought and transform it into anxiety. Jitters McGee

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lazylion_ca@lemmy.ca

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4 months ago

I can palm a tennis ball, roll it down my arm, bump launch it with my bicep, and catch it. Freaks people out who are standing close as the ball launches right at them, but I’ve always caught it. Discovered later I could do it with anything that rolls like a microphone.

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ripcord@lemmy.world

5 points

4 months ago

Hmmm, how many things roll like a microphone? That seems very specific.

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lazylion_ca@lemmy.ca

3 points

4 months ago

I was a dj for about 20 years.

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Shyfer@ttrpg.network

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4 months ago

This is amazing. I’d love to see this. Probably wouldn’t pay, but I’d clap vigorously afterwards.

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