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Anon isn't a fan of Judas(sh.itjust.works)

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UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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  • Claims to be the highest level Cleric in the game

  • Dies to a single hit from a level 1 spearman

Judas was correct to take the money. Those apostles would have been TPK’d at Masada anyway.

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hex@programming.dev
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Yeah but in the lore he chose to let himself get killed so he could flex his resurrection spell.

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UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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That was a post-game DM rewrite.

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SphereofWreckening@ttrpg.network
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Ahh, but that single strike was a coup-de-grace. And it looks like Jesus just couldn’t pass that fortitude save…

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