From the POV of someone who’s never used a bidet, you come off like someone who was just looking for conflict.

every fuckdamn time the bidet cultists catch wind

Very easy due to the lack of a clean butt /j

This is the exact fucking harassment I get every fuckdamn time the bidet cultists catch wind, and I am so fuckdamn tired of it.

LMAO! “Why are people being mean to me just because I was being inflammatory??”

Fuck off with that disingenuous bullshit.

if you enjoy spraying fecal mist all over your bathroom

Nonsense.

simultaneously drenching every square inch of your ass

Skill issue.

I know how to wipe and my partners have never had an issue going down town for dinner and NONE of them were ever shy about informing me on my odor.

I’m supposed to be surprised to learn that you keep company that’s just as disgusting as you are?

You just want license to make your anal fetish public and its disgusting.

Says the person literally, unpromptedly talking about their anal fetish…