Where are the pawns? WHERE ARE THE PAWNS!?

Edit: This needs additional explanation. What was the order of the moves and how did you interpret them.

“Pawns join in class solidarity and rise up against the oppressive monarchy.” ❌
“One grain of rice in A1” ✅
“Kings pawn cracks its egg and becomes a queen.” ❌
“Castle with the enemy rook.” ✅
“All previously played moves get played again.” ✅
“White queen has a mental breakdown and enters an emo phase for the next 6 turns” ❌
“All pawns undergo mitosis. One of them had a mutation and promotes to a knook.” ❌

There are two additional queens from nowhere, while no kings are present. That wasn’t in any move.

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