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A seating chart for an “8 HOUR FLIGHT” with the text “PICK YOUR SEAT” at the top. The chart is composed of 10 numbered seats, each occupied by a different famous Republican politician or public figure, or the devil. Each number represents a seat, and each seat is either adjacent to or between one or two different individuals.
I don’t care where I sit, I won’t be in the seat long. As soon as we’re at cruising level I’m charging the cockpit and crashing the fucking plane.
The gentleman seated in aisle 3, left sends a stewardess to inform you that you could actually live thru the whole ordeal if you just promise him this one tiny little thing. But he wants it in writing to be sure.
Try it as soon as you take off, cruising level gives a lot of room to recover if you’re overpowered. The few seconds after takeoff leave no room to recover.
It doesn’t matter where we sit… what matters is our plan.
