What’s green, slimy and smells like bacon? Kermit’s fingers.

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I always thought this happened to male pigs

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Perhaps not but their penis is shaped like a corkscrew.

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4 points

Same with ducks. Also ducks can “detach” their penis and it regrows larger than before.

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6 points

That’s not fair

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How’d you like to be the first duck to figure that out?

Had to be a hell of a day.

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