You are viewing a single thread.
View all comments
30 points
*

Fuuuuuck thaaaaat, I’ve been stung by a few wasps, but not all at once, the most at once was about 3 times, all on my dumb bald head, but that was just was one asshole who got pissy that I went into my shed.

One time I was trying to knock a nest down during the day like the dumbass I am, about 30 reeeeeeaaaallly angry wasps came staunching out after me, I barely made it inside… Those little fucks sat there at my door flying around in a circles and randomly dive bombing my fly screen door every time they saw me, for 8 hours… I was a hostage in my own house, they were out to kill me that day.

Fuck you wasps! I hope you go extinct you useless excuse of an insect!

permalink
report
reply
18 points

I really wish they were useless insects but unfortunately for us they’re important pollinators. How stuff works also did a good podcast about them.

permalink
report
parent
reply
5 points

In the current climate collapse I don’t think it would be that bad if the species happened to fall out a window. I’m curious, wasp defender, do mosquitos rate as worth saving?

permalink
report
parent
reply
4 points

Ok sure, but they could not abuse this particular individual

permalink
report
parent
reply
12 points

I currently have 1 sting from over a week ago that is still annoying and itchy. I feel sorry for this guy, he is lucky to be alive. What a nightmare

permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points

all you need in that scenario is a good shop vac… works for flies too.

permalink
report
parent
reply

And Finally...

!andfinally@feddit.uk

Create post

A place for odd or quirky world news stories.

Elsewhere in the Fediverse:

Rules:

  • Be excellent to each other
  • The Internet will resurface old “And finally…” material. Just mark it [VINTAGE]

Community stats

  • 2.8K

    Monthly active users

  • 294

    Posts

  • 2.4K

    Comments