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Save a slap for the dude who invented sundials, and another slap for the dude who invented civilization.

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Some asshole had the idea to water a seed and now I have to pay taxes. Fuck that guy.

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Is he cute?

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Not any more. But some of the IRS guys are smokin’ hot, I’m sure, if that’s what you’re into.

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This but unironically.

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Save a slap for the dude who invented slaps!

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No wonder they never invented time machines to get to the future, if we’re so keen on bullying them.

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