5 points
(OP imagining the invention of the hamburger)
“HOW EVER CAN WE EAT THIS GLISTENING PUCK OF MEAT WITHOUT GETTING OUR HANDS ALL GREASY?!”
3 points
The sandwich was created* by Lord Sandwich in the 18th century when he wanted to gamble and eat at the same time without having his hands dirty
The story sounds a lot like the gary chess meme but it is more true
*well technically by his butler and it is not verifiable if he was the first but at least the name comes from there