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They couldn’t handle all the seamen. (I am sorry)

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You should never have to apologize for greatness, such as this.

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Thank you, friend. Thank you for understanding.

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Your username claims that you are a cat, but I’ve never met a cat who would consider apologizing for anything.

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My parents were Canadian.

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Wow, Canada to Alderaan is quite a move.

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Isn’t that why they wear the white uniforms, since it blends in better?

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