Not trying to convince you, you have your reasons. However, Photoshop 2024 runs just fine under wine: https://forum.mattkc.com/viewtopic.php?t=336
I believe illustrator and premiere do as well. There’s also always running Windows in a VM. There are ways to have the Windows applications show within the Linux DE. It just might be worth experimenting with a dual boot if it’s something you want.