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GluWu@lemm.ee
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Java feels like McDonald’s and python feels like a grocery store.

Rust feels like a femboi hooters where they offer IVs you don’t think they’re qualified to administer.

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Trailblazing Braille Taser@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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I don’t understand any of these analogies at all

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Sas [she/her]@beehaw.org
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Me neither but now I’m interested in Femboi-Hooters 👀

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tabarnaski@sh.itjust.works
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Oddly specific

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rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works
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C is a makeshift kitchen deep in the Lacandon Jungle. If you burn your food, you start a forest fire and die.

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