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Onno (VK6FLAB)@lemmy.radio
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Except that the humpback whale will reproduce long before that marine biologist loses his virginity.

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notabot@lemm.ee
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Well yes, humpback whales reach sexual maturity by around 10 years of age (some much before then it seems). A marine biologist is still practically in it’s larval form at that point.

(Yes, yes, I know that wasn’t what you meant, but I couldn’t help myself)

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Owl@mander.xyz
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The marine biologist:

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grimdeter@lemmy.ml
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I was scrolling comments to see if i am the only one who thought about him

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pivot_root@lemmy.world
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Hmmm, let’s see:

  • Can’t even spell “can” correctly. (dumb)
  • Bad attitude towards animals. (mean spirited)
  • Paid for premium. (desperate)

Yeah, I don’t see women lining up around the block for this catch of a human being.

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ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de
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Unless it’s the 52Hz whale. I’d shed a tear for that lonely creature; not for that biologist though.

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jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
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It’s like Wyle E Coyote finally gets an ACME rocket that’s fast enough to catch the road runner, only to go zooming by the roadrunner on an upward trajectory headed for the moon.

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