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I know Mormons can't have alcohol, but couldn't they just dip their tongue in a glass of beer and not move it?

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No licking!

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KevonLooney@lemm.ee
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Yeah, just like how black people were bad and the “children of Ham” or whatever. After the Civil Rights Movement, Morman God mysteriously changed his mind and said “black people are ok now”.

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wjrii@lemmy.world
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That didn’t happen until the Department of Education in the Carter administration started talking about whether students at BYU should be getting federal grants and loans, and I believe the NCAA was making some noise as well.

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KevonLooney@lemm.ee
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Lol!

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