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How to end up on a watchlist:

Pressure cooker, nails, prepaid phone

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Casio F-91W watch, soldering iron, electronics wire.

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You’re going to hang up balloons and cook a homemade meal for your SO on their birthday, and surprise them with a new phone

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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you’re new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

  • Anon is often crazy.
  • Anon is often depressed.
  • Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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