Go into your boss’ office each morning to vent about your personal relationships, tattle on your coworkers for not sharing, eat crazy-experimental food at the office and blow up the bathroom. Constantly laugh and bring up that time you shit your pants from eating a reheated deep-fried PB,J&S sandwich (the “S” stands for shrimp)

For extra points, when your boss denies time off, scream “YOU NEVER LET ME GO ANYWHERE!!! I WISH I’D NEVER BEEN HIRED!!!” And then run to your office and slam the door before calling your direct supervisor to complain about how much you hate your boss.