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Anon gets the shits(lemmy.today)

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corroded@lemmy.world
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How exactly did the random stranger know he was an English speaker?

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RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world
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If you have ever had a good bout of food poisoning that cleans you out I guarantee you’re bitching and swearing about it when in the throes of it. So if the story were real I’d bet there was plenty of choice English for people nearby to pick up on.

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dohpaz42@lemmy.world
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Probably the smell?

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Wanderer@lemm.ee
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He didn’t pray to Allah to save him, or make deals with him about changing your ways if you heal me from this misery.

There nothing like food poisoning to make you religious and reassess your entire life.

I hope I never get that sick ever again.

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