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Anon tries to connect with a coworker(sh.itjust.works)

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Tarball@lemmy.world
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Hit her with the facts - the Chinese invented fake orange juice in the Tang dynasty and so that’s your fave.

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drolex@sopuli.xyz
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Not bad, but the Song dynasty invented the musical speech. That’s something

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Zozano@lemy.lol
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Get a load of this guy. Thinks the Wing dynasty who invented fried chicken wasn’t the best.

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Billegh@lemmy.world
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All chumps. The Ping dynasty invented the internet.

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Peetabix@lemmy.world
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Don’t forget the Bong dynasty where everyone was high as fuck.

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Caveman@lemmy.world
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Bong dynasty invented the gravity bong for cultural reasons

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