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183 points

Returning and finding everything done is equally suspicious. That’s when you have to take a closer look and discover what spaghetti made it through peer review.

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Or worse, it means you’re not as good as you thought you were.

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It’s not so bad being the worst player on the team. Just means you have a lot of room for improvement as long as you’re willing to learn. Honestly it’s one of my favorite situations to find myself in. “Oh I suck. How can I get better?”

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28 points

Sounds good unless you really suck and there is no way for you to improve. I might or might not be speaking from experience.

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3 points

Imposter Syndrome, I choose you!!

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32 points

Also, all the automated tests were commented out.

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25 points

Checking the ci logs for the past week, like:

86 test suites passed successfully
    ❌ 0 failures
    ✅ 0 success
    🤷‍♂️ 1785 skipped
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Ive heard of stories where people would have an imposed test coverage percentage requirement… and they would just have a single dummy method that printed “.” to the console thousands of times. They then have a single test for that one method, and whenever their codebase grows to big, they add more lines to it so that the dummy method has enough lines to meet the test coverage requirement.

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Percentage of lines covered by tests is such a terrible metric.

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