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What has been the worst church service you have ever attended?

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FullOfBallooons@leminal.space
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It was right around the release of Star Wars Episode I, and the new pastor thought if he brought modern pop culture references into his sermon, maybe The Youths would sit up and pay attention.

The sermon was a whole thing about “being a Jedi Knight for God” and it was insufferable. I’m not sure time has ever gone by slower. I was twelve and absolutely not won over, I wanted to crawl out of the pew and die.

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oleorun@real.lemmy.fan
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maybe The Youths would sit up and pay attention.

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oleorun@real.lemmy.fan
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Pew or pew not - there is no die.

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unmagical@lemmy.ml
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Zahille7@lemmy.world
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I unironically loved that shit when I was like 5

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