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As a gay, it’s definitely gay. There’s secret text that only gays can read. I can’t tell you what it says or the ghost of Anderson Cooper will have me excommunicated from the gay Mafia, but it’s there.

… I fear I’ve said too much already.

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The gay agenda is keeping the secrets of 4chan from the normies confirmed.

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The government already knew. Check out the documentary The Men Who Stare at Posts

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ghost of Anderson Cooper

Are you people able to become ghosts even while you’re alive? How do I learn this power??

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By asking this question you have initiated the ancient ritual. Three spirits will visit you on the eve of national coming out day. You will have to blow them to gain your answers.

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I think I know

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@dharmacurious i am here to rescind your prostate

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Noo! Not that! I’ve been good! It won’t happen again!

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While reading this text I definitely read some text. How do I know if that was the gay text or just a regular text?

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