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The chances of a deal are said to be weeks away, if not non-existent.

What kind of non-sentence is that?

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It’s an existing sentence if it’s not non-exisent.

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20 points

Big if true and big.

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It’s what they most not the least

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Seems like a perfectly cromulent English sentence to me.

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Looked up “cromulent” in the dictionary. Wasn’t disappointed!!

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The fact it’s now in the dictionary proper is bizarre… but I mean… so is “okay.” And that’s almost the same ascended joke.

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The kind of sentence you write when you’re still 20 words from the target your editor set for the article

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It means when the author was waiting for his order at Popeyes, the guy in front who did small talk with him introduced himself as a Gitlab employee and told the author “Gitlab might sell in weeks. It is a deal or no deal”

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It feels like it’s saying “if rumors are true, the deal is weeks away.” A reminder that it might not be the case.

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The chances of the coin flip yielding heads are roughly 50%, if coins don’t not exist.

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