4 points
He wrote about couch fucking in his book like it’s something everyone does. He likes to add a lubed glove.
I miss when I didn’t know this sort of thing about the candidates…
3 points
The story about him writing it was under “telling lies on the Internet” so it was obviously a joke, but it got traction anyway and while it’s possible to show it’s not in the book, it’s impossible to show he’s never mentioned such a thing, and/or never done it. Plus of course he just looks like a Davenport Debauching Douche.
