be me, minotaur barbarian be in dungeon see weird stone with black stuff around brain yells “I wanna try that stuff” conscuisness asks “you wanna try, like how?” “I wanna stick my fingers in the stuff and put them in my mouth” get angry because consciousness is a buzzkill put fingers in stuff burns like hell black pudding hits me in the face, get knocked out by the acid damage nearly die Mfw didn’t even get to taste black pudding