Apparently “cotton” and “Mexican” are slurs

Well that was certainly a thing

It helps to be a liquid

Milk comes from female animals. Real men drink bull semen shakes.

Personally I was hoping for a heart attack. Did anyone think an assassination, successful or not, wouldn’t just lead to a complete shit-show?

I say we elect that one guy behind him who barely reacts at all

Several beings perish each cycle from this

You win a free trip to the Hague

Solution: play through two mirrors

It’s basically bean dip, what’s not to love?