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This is my exact fucking floor.

I have a heat pump and my landlord isn’t a psycho though, so the only way I’m moving is via the coroner’s van

Sheesh, leave some for the rest of us to pick on, you savage!

So much visual clutter bullshit I stopped reading after the second paragraph. The web is dead.

Thank you for this explanation!

As for your co-worker, ask him if he would be able to tell the difference in your masculinity if you fucked him.

One time I was deleting a user from our MySQL-backed RADIUS database.

DELETE * FROM PASSWORDS;

And yeah, if you don’t have a WHERE clause? It just deletes everything. About 60,000 records for a decent-sized ISP.

That afternoon really, really sucked. We had only ad-hoc backups. It was not a well-run business.

Now when I interview sysadmins (or these days devops), I always ask about their worst cock-up. It tells you a lot about a candidate.

This lady needs a visit from child welfare. That kid is almost certainly neglected and probably also abused.