thegr8goldfish

Smell is how ants communicate with one another so maybe these ant sniffers will be the first humans who can speak ant.

Buildings don’t eat food.

When are these guys going to come to their senses and bring in the Chick-fil-A line managers?

She must have liked because after I thanked her she said it was her pleasure.

Have the Army recall him to active duty and try him under the UCMJ.

Hmmm. Will they rule for the rich guys or the public at large? 🤔

Fuck Bill Nye. Beakman’s World is where it’s at.

So, when they decorate the walls with shit, it’s acceptable. When I do it, they put me in my straight jacket.

…throw me out of the Capital Building!

Most fossils happen when something gets covered by soil or sand or whatever before it’s had a chance to decompose. Over eons, the organic material gradually transforms into stone, but it retain it’s shape.

He doesn’t even need a lawyer. As long as he gets a jury trial he could plead his own case and get acquited. No one wants these things hovering over their property.