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We’re calling it Proposition #66 😉

Obviously you’ve never been… everything here causes cancer. We’re amending the law next year so we can just label everything that isn’t carcinogenic because it will substantially reduce the number of Prop 65 labels that end up in landfills ;-)

Try picking your front door… could be very instructive ;-)

To soon!

Yeah, it was definitely intended as humor an attempt at levity.

Pagers, often used by civilians and healthcare workers for communication, are small, battery-powered wireless devices that receive text messages, audio, and visual signals.

Boy do I feel old now…

According to Walla, the operation “neutralised a significant part of Hezbollah’s military command and control system.”

This was the next sentence. My personal pity-party was subsequently cancelled.

A further linked article speculates that the pagers were rigged with explosives. As their main power source is an alkaline AAA battery. No crazy Mr. Robot hack, just regular depravity.

Followed shortly by ‘oh shit’ and ‘we dropped two weights’ then ‘guys, it’s getting kind of wet in here…’

Just kidding, mostly.

Serious question: how does a submarine know how much it weighs?

Dopemobile?

Is there an award for the most British headline?