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How am I supposed to read an image that hasn’t been blurred by countless reposts??

The house is made of inanimate gingerbread, while he’s a gingerbread golem.

“Some dark corners” being literally everywhere online.

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ba-ding!

Hope they didn’t drop too much money when they ran away.

Out of the frying pan, into the fire?

Nonsense, you’ll be stone dead in a moment.

That’s his fault for not retracting his head before pooping! This poor guy doesn’t have the option:

Yeah, but since it’s a liquid it doesn’t have the texture of solid rock.

I feel feathery

Oh, so feathery

All my plumage is standing up tall