This is what we in the industry refer to as a “big oof.”

Damn. 10$ drive by tiddy must be on point.

Have you been given jewelry that had some wackadoodle magical properties? Call the law offices of Gandalf and Gandalf and don’t settle for less than you deserve!

I once opened for the Melvins and had a killer fire extinguisher solo. I was warned not to return.

I would love a show where famous chefs have to microwave cheap meals to perfection with intense music in the background.

In prison.

Butthole destroyed.

Make check on coin.

Massive loss in value.

No.

Relatable

Made me livin changin the RAM oil on laptops in Silicon Valley.

30 years go by. Retire. Live in quiet neighborhood. Phone rings. It’s the manager’s voice. Now it’s time to pay the price.

My feet started sweating just looking at these.