saltnotsugar

My feet started sweating just looking at these.

30 years go by. Retire. Live in quiet neighborhood. Phone rings. It’s the manager’s voice. Now it’s time to pay the price.

Made me livin changin the RAM oil on laptops in Silicon Valley.

Relatable

In prison.

Butthole destroyed.

Make check on coin.

Massive loss in value.

No.

I would love a show where famous chefs have to microwave cheap meals to perfection with intense music in the background.

I once opened for the Melvins and had a killer fire extinguisher solo. I was warned not to return.

Have you been given jewelry that had some wackadoodle magical properties? Call the law offices of Gandalf and Gandalf and don’t settle for less than you deserve!

Damn. 10$ drive by tiddy must be on point.

This is what we in the industry refer to as a “big oof.”