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Didn’t an American join the Russian army and then they beat him up, accusing him of being a spy? Can’t even remember whether they killed him.

Who the fuck is Brian Johnson?

It doesn’t have an umlaut in Swedish. It’s just jungle forest like you said. There’s also a panda and a tiger and a bunch of other animals. I would say Kipling inspired but there’s a panda and a lion.

Nah, 45 + 6

153 + 23

The number zero, sanitation, statistics.

You are supposed to mention things the Germans didn’t invent in this section.

Thank God actual cops haven’t watched those TV shows and movies.

His family is going to take over all the lawsuits from Brian Thompson’s insider trading. Think of his poor family.

Imagine if the FTC had done their job and put Brian in jail. He could have been alive today.

Somehow people were voting for the republicans to fix healthcare. Yes, it’s true.

The second thing is that US legislators have about 40% yearly profits on their investments. So they are very incentivized to make things better for the owning class. Or at least not make it any worse.

Motorcycles count as carbrained. Carbrain splattered all over the road but still.