Können wir mal kurz innehalten und wertschätzen, auf welche passiv-aggressive Weise in der Schlagzeile das generische Maskulinum verwendet wird?

If I rotate this picture 180°, it looks pretty much the same as the one in the OP.

Me with my 30+ year-old ass: Oh, this meme is about people in their 20s. This is about me!

Based on this dumpster fire of a headline, I think the take-away can only be that Siemens and other train manufacturers have to start calling their trains “OMEGA RAIL” and “CHUNGUS 3000” or shit like that so it’s worth a news article.

Thank you for the warning. I almost received free and convenient access to a large catalog of academic articles, and no one wants that.

Nerds fix stuff around the house? Girl, I couldn’t even repair that plumbing if I wanted to. This is a job for a professional.

“The main goal of this thesis was to not be derivative garbage like the works of Big Name et al.”

I wouldn’t even call this “aesthetics”. Rather “conceptual homogeneity” or something like that. It’s what happens when you strive for a uniform look over a useful or visually pleasing one.

Maybe the real artificial intelligence is the regular intelligence we found along the way.

Source on the “1973 marathon” bit? According to her Wikipedia page, she was a middle distance runner, and she seemed to have competed in only one race without proper gear (in 1972).