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The two AC games where people complained the story was too long and monotonous? Great idea.

Nah it’s doing alright.

Oh, benevolent Nintendo has graced us with the ability to play some more classic ROMS as long as we stay subscribed to their shitty online service.

Ah yes, the biannual tradition of Worf remembering he has a son.

I win a lot of bets by telling people I can do a full 360 without breaking eye contact. If you can balance while bending over backwards and spinning it’s not too hard.

Well, credit where it’s due I suppose.

Perhaps that explains why legislators keep finding time to meddle in people’s pants.

How about we just do away with unencrypted messaging all-together?

How’s fixing that power grid going, Texas?

Hopefully this means they’re working on the game? A Black Flag remaster is probably the only thing that would get me to play Assassin’s Creed again.

These are the candidates? They look like clones.