radicalautonomy

I also have the XM4s, they work great. Don’t bother getting the more expensive XM5s…hardly any noticeable difference from what I could tell.

“…but did you die?”

You know, I don’t wanna sound like a queer or nothin’, but I think Depeche Mode is a sweet band.

I blocked him a couple days ago finally. He’s a hateful prick, glad to be rid of his nonsense.

Two words: Skillet Nap

I suppose that might work, it never occurred to me to do so.

No, there is too much precision required.

Reminds me of this Pete Holmes bit.

I can read UPC, UPC-8, ISBN, and EAN bar codes. Tear the numbers off the bottom of the bar code, hand me the lines, and I will tell you the numbers you tore off.

I used to work the midnight shift at a call center back in the late 90s. It was incredibly boring because we weren’t allowed to browse the internet when no calls were coming in (which was most of the time, got maybe five calls total per night). So I picked up a copy of Yahoo! Internet Life, a now-defunct technology-centered magazine. This issue had a how-to section for wacky shit like that, so I committed it to memory because wtf else was there to do?

Yup, and I promptly left Texas for Oregon this summer. Granted, it was because of the fascist state government criminalizing me and my kids for being trans, but still…