owenfromcanada
If everywhere you go smells like shit, check your shoe.
I hope someday to have as much self confidence as someone who lists a “slightly shat” chair for $75.
I’m gonna release a AAAAA game. It’ll cost $95 and when you install it, it’ll just be a romhack of Super Mario World changing all the enemy sprites into butts. There’ll be a link to file complaints that just points to a terrible image made in ms paint that says “lol f u”.
My stock prices gonna hit the moon.
If X suspends your account, you’re probably doing something right.
My preferred version:
Two sausages are sitting in a frying pan. One looks over to the other and says, “Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?” The other sausage looks back and says, “AHHH! IT’S A TALKING SAUSAGE!”
So they finally upgraded it.
millennials aren’t picking up the slack
Wine is a luxury industry. There is no “slack” to be picked up.
Obligatory: fuck Nestle
“My loyalty belongs to the highest bidder.”
– Trump (paraphrased)