nagaram

I like to pick the lock to make sure there’s nothing important behind the door. Then I lock it back to shoot it.

Beautiful redundancy. My one true love

I prefer

“Do no harm. Take no shit.”

There’s a book I read that takes place in Faerun where a cleric is getting tortured by ogre clerics by having his limbs broken and then they use heal spells to heal his limbs at odd angles. After he’s freed, they break his limbs again, heal them in braces, but he had a permanent limp

DnD healing can only do so much before its just some high power reality changing magic.

The best punishment is undoing their damage and teaching their sins to future generations as a warning.

And using their Graves as a gender neutral bathroom when we wanna scratch the sadistic justice itch

I cast

《FAKE NEWS》

On your parents. They are now addicted to not just Gox but also Newsmax and OAN. You will win this battle gun mage, but I’ll win the war come Thanksgiving!

They had an auto tram that could carry everyone across the entire facility and was sophisticated enough to stop for a robotic auto loader.

I feel like it would have been trivial to ha e acomputer Controlled cart and, if they really wanted, a humanoid robot to press the button.

Me when I go into stem but I refuse to get a job working in an unethical field (I’m poor)

Texas wants what the EU and California have so bad.

Enough that there’s a serious spike in VPN sales during the porn age restriction wave.

I doubt NordVPN and friends would see that if EVERY single lemmy instance got banned.