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Ignore it. It’ll either go away or stay and become so enmeshed in British culture that it’s accent will change to hide its origins, and it will truly grow to loath itself, and everything else, like the rest of us.

Source: me, Yank turned Scottish

Not being a fucking ADHD retard. … and I still haven’t learned it properly.

All the cool kids hanging on the street corners play saxophones.

Samsung has been leading the charge towards enshittification for many years.

I’ve been looking for several minutes and after the initial badness, it did not get worse.

False advertising. I want my time back.

Keep up the good work.

If there is a ‘god’ then they are a fucking asshole.

Imagine if those little fuckers were like 20 feet long.

Yeah yeah wise ass. I meant like 6.096 metres.

I’d kinda Iove it if they were. If there was remote island in South Asia where the BIG ones lived.