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Even as all the alarm bells go off about droughts and impending water crises, we must never compromise on our God-given right to lush green grass lawns.

We’ve finally found it: the queer agenda. Let’s get to work, people.

Damn it, I did too. Reality is once again converging on parody.

This thread surprises me. Excel is fine, but I’ve seen people do so many silly things with it that it makes me dread having to use it. It’s like they treat every cell as its own special little canvas… Oh, you wanna randomly change the date format from mm/dd/yyyy to dd-Mmm-yy mid-column? With Excel, anything is possible.

Maybe I just don’t work well with others.

isn’t this how a lot of modern science is also done?

Me and some friends used to all share one but then the fucking DRM kicked in and I had to get my own.

Vector also wears a gold chain and headphones all the time

I feel this. People often recommend an animal companion for me, and I always worry it would just add to daily stress.

Hey… This is Moe Szyslak’s enemies list! They just deleted his name and put Nixon’s!

We’re already using that on the org chart.