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he would continue to look like shit

Eliminating Mothman is our prime strattgic priority

Private Bbailcy! I see you back there! Cut it out with the oversighing, you’re dragging down morale KPIs for this quarter!

Strong suspicion that the “interim co-CEOs” bit is leading to an attempted sell-off/spin-off of the chip fabs (which are the part of the company getting the nice juicy government subsidies)

I don’t think Trump’s presence changes much regarding the AI bubble. It’s still massive capital and operational expenditure, with ??? revenue to show for it. Trump very likely faces a big stock market correction in 2025 or no later than 2026, just as surely as Harris or Biden would have.

Infrastructural Pykrete as a Service… if y’all can stand up the London office, I’ll handle the Bay Area fundraising, time to get paid!!!

This is going to drag out for years, as such things do… and I would not at all be surprised if, a couple years in, Nvidia turns around and starts a PR blitz along the lines of, “tee-hee, that genAI bubble wasn’t nearly as big as we thought it would be! Look what happened to our revenue and stock price! Monopolists, lil ol’ us?!”

In other words, good on the prosecutors, but I feel like they’re only doing this now because of the mainstream hype that AI is inevitable and will conquer all industries.

Well, he was already practically an SS-Mann without the neck lapels, so why be surprised about this?

Imagine if he turned up among the guest cast on Star Trek. He’d probably play a Bajoran who narc’d out to the Cardassians

HQ sez the grift is pivoting back to puritanical virtue ethics, we need to have cleansing struggle memes ready by next week so we can hit it hard over the holidays. Did you not get the memo?

I think this is the second or third time that either Ed or somebody on his Discord reminded me about Shingy