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fulcrummed

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They said monorail… but is it not the treehouse of horrors where Bart is feeling unimportant and gains the ability to read people’s thoughts ( I wanna say money paw) and can use his mind to turn them into wonky things? He turns Homer into a Jack in the box.

I remember a radio/tv announcer seeing something really strange happen during a baseball game or something - like the pitcher suddenly gets duck feet - announcer says like “and what do we say whenever something strange happens… it’s good Bart did that”

The whole town becomes terrified of him.

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The dude abides. Good call!

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3/5?? That’s Lenny not Carl. And racism has no place in these walls!

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Reminds me of this old one that did the rounds:

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I think a better punchline is “None. The lightbulb has to change itself”

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It’s what plants crave!

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As for the majority, if not the entirety of the Commonwealth I’d think.

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That’s too bad, I really lichen terrariums.

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For Peat’s sake!

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It’s like they underwent some kind of MOSS extinction event.

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