detectivesniffles

the blood isn’t even that dark red!

i installed silverblue yesterday but without the thigh highs. thank you for bringing balance

your ketamine tranq gun vs my skin (it’s excellently lathered in extra virgin olive oil)

i can only imagine realizing you are trans and wading through the swaths of denial and coming to accept yourself requires apt mental fortitude. you made it this far even if you don’t know how; that’s got to be worth something

so do they like… play fetch?

i have a feral housewife. it’s fucking exhausting: wake up, give her tuna, spray her with water when she starts scratching the curtains, defend myself from her claws (spray spray), change her litter (gross), tend to my wounds, spray her with more water (now she’s scratching the couch), back up slowly to the kitchen table while keeping eyes locked, and that’s just before breakfast! oh but i can’t even eat yet because there’s another one at the door. poor thing though, we gotta get her cleaned up. maybe she can stay for a day. just a day.

well no the ventilation duct isn’t actually sucking the meat up it’s just a joke. the fly is carrying it

taken from this and the point is that dennis (the guy in blue) is a terrible human being. though i will tag it as nsfw because it does touch up on very sensitive topics

i bought an epilator a few days ago and went through the agonizing pain of ripping out all my body hair. currently basking in hairless glory

she’s even planning a future with you <3