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A few friends and I are planning a 90s lan. Simple rules like no games published after 2001-08-23, no internet, only self-hosted servers, and all shit talking must be out loud. Also shit talking must be kid safe since we’re all old and have kids old enough to be competent but young enough we don’t want to teach them the true art of shit talking.

A horse can have a painful bite, but 99.7% of the time their bite means “please fuck off”.

If they want to make you fuck off after not heeding their warnings, they’ll use their hooves.

I tend to get new soccer balls only when there’s a world cup. I just buy the current world cup replica. My favourites are South Africa and Qatar.

Table… top… dishwasher? What sorcery is this?

It’s the lead lining.

I’m on Ubuntu because work too. I really hope nobody gets the idea to do really silly things like enforce Gnome or something. Wouldn’t put it past them.

Sway on Arch master race?

What part of Canada? I see old pickups and SUVs all the time.

#4 is huge. I had an '89 Ford Probe. It had 330000km on it when the bottom rusted out and wasn’t worth repairing. Mechanically that thing was still perfectly sound, and probably could have put another 100k on it.

And married.