She resembles that old “before” photo she loved/loves to haul out.

Like the carousel horse!!? Where in the world is that ghastly thing going?

I’m still holding out hope that Janette can rock a takedown. 🤞

Wow, they all look super stoked to be there.

God, is there a roll-on that can STOP those fake crispy Rs? It’s nauseating. This woman is such BS.

I’m haunted by that clip of her dancing alone in what appears to be the lamest, emptiest “bar” ever.

Consent is, like, so annoying!

SPEAKING OF, it’s probably time for her to recycle her teens trick-or-treating content for every last ounce of attention she can. Gross.

SEEMS.

Man, that comment is loaded with subtext.

and all the photos from this loaner device will be blurry AF…but that’s instagram’s fault, right? And our own devices distorting things. RIGHT. What a spokesperson. Amazing.