cookiefleck

And the Rs are so disgustingly crispy. She’s ridiculous. Fakest of the fake.

She has got to stop (jk don’t stop — it’s hilarious) filming skinny-filtered clothing reviews in front of her panelled bathroom door. That knix ad is sketchyyyyyy. The flickering / fading door detail is just over the top.

I thought she said ONLY ever did carry on. (Never mind the enormous checked suitcases she’s taken on every trip ever) 🙃

She only ever gives things she’s been gifted. All trips, experiences, outings, and presents are all things she’s being paid to promote or given in hopes of receiving exposure. She won’t even donate something she actually purchased. As if she has to do any shopping. Come on. Ugh!

T-Rex proportions. Cool.

Some of her sloppiest photo editing yet on her most recent grid post. Wonky lines behind her, warped pool edges…yikes.

And that soupy made-wrong seafood pizza dip…thing.

It’s amazing that there was no point where she thought, “no, I don’t need this. at all. neither does my kid.” It was just I WANT THAT

Her timing is never not impeccable. 🤩

She resembles that old “before” photo she loved/loves to haul out.